bald-pimped
the act of a bald, middle-aged man convincing two gullible girls to make out in public and then posting the pictures of the fake lesbianism online for all to enjoy.
person 1: “paris and lindsay were making out at the club last night!”
person 2: “i know, chris put the pictures online! i can’t believe they let themselves get bald-pimped again!”
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pr-nounced b-lls-gina. used as a form of outburst or as an exclamatory statement; can also be used as a negative statement or adjective towards a feeling of unpleasentness. rachel: “b-llsgina!” lisa: “what’s wrong?” rachel: “i just stubbed my toe!” lisa: “that is b-llsgina!” a v-g-n-, either containing or adjacent to t-st-cl-s. word originated in india […]
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when sweaty t-st-cl-s become stuck to the inner thigh. jack: john, why have you been scratching your b-lls for ages? john: you don’t understand, man, i got a bad case of ball weld.
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bal-oosh-kuh (n.) a person, generally female, who is sl-tty, gross, ugly, or just disliked by many other females. ian’s ex is the biggest balushka ever, everyone’s f-cked her. did you see the look that girl gave me? what a balushka.