Balderama
usually a lazy sh-t bag, sometimes puts effort into things if he/she gets something out of it. money can hear change drop from 3 1/2 miles away, and can distinguish what type of coin it is, but won’t look unless it’s a quarter. anything less isn’t worth the time or effort. a penny pincher, a mega nerd, and unlike the typical mexican he/she doesn’t give a sh-t about landscape, construction work, or any other physical labor. usually spends days in hibernation. don’t call him/her, it is a waste of time. his/her cell phone would normally be on silent. evacuate when he/she farts, they stink, they linger and gain power over time. male balderamas love s-xy b-tches but can’t get no p-ssy so they often resort to stroking tip. jacking off
“d-mn, did you hear about balderama?”
“you mean that lazy -ss who sleeps all day and strokes tip all night?”
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