Baldie John
a baldie john, is a middle aged man, who still thinks he is in his early 20’s.likes to party and drink excessively and endulge in copius amounts of drugs. however, he has a s-xual attraction to 18-25 year old young men. he will offer drink and drugs all night, and pretend to be friends with a certain male individual all night, and then once he sees his chance, will abuse them in the most uncomfortable of body orephaces.
matt woke up in someone’s bed, with a load a gipe running down his leg and a sore -ss.
matt was a baldie john victim
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