Baldie’s Fruitcake


a fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from west bridgford during a break in an all-day session of world of gay warcraft.
what’s that foul stench coming from the kitchen, dad?

its that bender making some more gay food. i’m gonna take a dump on baldie’s fruitcake tonight.

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