Baldilocks
1. a term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. a baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.
2. a person who is completely and utterly bald. see also: skin head.
3. the main character in the children’s story, ‘baldilocks and the three hairs.’
lani: woah. look at our new teacher.
delia: -looks at teacher- he is such a baldilocks.
lani: i think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.
slang for a youth who is suffering from severe follical deficiences
baldilocks, baldilocks, where are you??
a completely hairless female genital area.
baldilocks was looking so fly and feeling so smooth after her waxing appointment.
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