Baldino
the standard unit of measurement for girth. units can be converted similarly to the metric system.
1) man what a chode, it was 2 inches long and 3 baldinos around.
2) dugas has a piece of wet spaghetti. it might be 8 inches long, but its only 3 centibaldinos.
a baldino is a very s-xy man of italian decent with a great body, amazing personality, and big nose. he is stalked and obsesed over and is large if you catch my drift. ladies love him and guys adore him. usually plays baseball
dude you see that baldino, he just macked on four ladies fo sho
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