Baldock


(v.) the act of reaching out to greet another person with handshake but at the last second reaching down and giving a couple soft pats to the other persons pelvic region.
at the end of the game the two players skipped the handshake and instead baldocked.
a small town in north hertfordshire. f-ck all ever happens, leading to the nickname “baldc-k” as it is so bad. filled to the brim with bullsh-tters (coppin) who think they’re hard. hopefully he’ll leave soon, or die of chronic boredom. dominated by tesco.
welcome to baldock, the m-ff capital of the world, stick your wellies on lads because you’ll be knee deep in clunge as soon as you get step into this clunge-ridden town. the weather is usually sh-t…so put up your brollies since you’ll be dripping in f-nny!

f-ck off mate, stop lying.

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