Baldouche


a balding man in his mid 20’s to low 30’s who tries to cut their hair very low to hide there baldness to the world… and usually stands with their chin up to avoid taller woman spotting their missing hair patches
man anthony santucci just got busted by jessica and she told the whole world about his “baldouche”
one who is unattractive due to baldness, yet thinks they are hot sh-t, thereby rendering him a douche bag.
“that chris daughtry sure is a baldouche!”

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