baldrick

once apon a time there was a happy little sausage, who’s name was baldrick, he lived happily ever after.

the end

( if you dont get it, go and borrow the dvd )
blackadder:whats your first name baldrick?
balders:could be soddoff sir..
blackadder:why?
balders:because when i used to introduce my self to the other kids when i was little, i would say ” h-llo my name is baldrick !”, and they would say “we know… sodoff baldrick !”
noun: from the popular character baldrick in britis sitcom blackadder. baldrick’s defining feature is a kind of innocent stupidity. therefore, someone who makes honest mistakes on a regular basis might be described as a baldrick”
“blackadder:baldrick, what are you doing?
baldrick: i’m carving something on this bullet sir.
blackadder: i see. and what are ou carving?
baldrick: i’m carving baldrick sir.
blackadder:why?
baldrick: well, you know how they say that somewhere out there, there’s a bullet with yur name on it, i thought if i owned thee hullet with my name on it i’d be safe, because i’ll never shoot myself…
blackadder: really? pity…
baldrick:…and the chances of there being two bulletes with my name on are very slim indeed.”

anyone capable of this kind of idiocy is a potential baldrick.
1: a sash-like belt usually for holding a sword, or in later years magazines/pouches of gunpowder

2: scruffy, dimwitted and diminutive sidekick of various incarnations of edmund blackadder from the bbc comedy of the same name noted for his ‘cunning plans’. played by the actor tony robinson

3: anyone who resembles said character
who’s that little git over there?
oh, thats the office “baldrick”…oi baldrick coffee, 2 sugars!
1) a comedic character on the british comedy “black adder”.

2) an overly dramatic twist in a story, usually having someone die suddenly; pulling out of a story suddenly; being overly dramatic (i.e. “pulling a”).
baldrick: i’m leaving! this is cr-p! -dies suddenly by a large 40 foot pillar thrown at him from some giant he was fighting-
friend 1: gah! he pulled yet another baldrick!
friend 2: he’ll be back in a week.
friend 3: ya, i bet he’s h-tting “refresh” right now.
a richard with no hair…..
hey, have you seen baldrick?
buffing or the act of buffing frogs
“i think i’m gonna go baldrick in gukta”