baldy bean
when a girl is licking your b-lls and you are gentleman enough to make a batch of baked beans so she doesn’t have to suffer from the taste of your sweaty ball sweat. it acts as a “chaser” in a way so she doesn’t have to swollow gross ball sweat and instead eat some tasty beans.
jake: “dude this b-tch was slobbing on my nuts last night.”
steve: “did you make her some beans?”
jake: “why the f-ck would i do that?”
steve: “bro it’s common courtesy. you gotta give her a baldy bean so she doesn’t have the ball sweat taste on her mouth.
jake: “why doesn’t she just get some listerine or brush her teeth?”
steve: “f-ck you.”
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