Balentime’s Day


1.)the most romantical day of the year, when you gets to buy flowers or chocolate for your boo, yo baby momma, or dat ho who ain’t yo wife.

2.)valentine’s day for black people.
yo, you buyin that sk-nk shenique sumptim fo balentime’s day?

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