Balfed


when playing the n64 game supersmash bros., you demolish someone so badly that not only do u have all of your lives, you have less than 50% damage. usually happens to a person who thinks they’re good, until their brought down to earth really quickly, you know, to put them in their place and such.
quasie: wow, you just got balfed in this n64 game.
dude who got sh-tted on: -sheds a tear-

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