Baljorger
n: a douche bag who, by no drift of conference, goes jogging in the early morning with a hard on, whilst wearing incredibly loose shorts.
joe: hey, tim, did you see mr. branson on your way in yesterday?
tim: yeah, he jogged to school, didn’t he?
joe: yup. and guess what?
tim: wha- wait, no. no way… i don’t need that mental ima-
joe: mhm. total baljorger. almost puked.
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