Balkcom


a strange, terrifying example of how accidents cause people. someone who hangs out in giant closests filled with animals that are in phermaldahide. this person also has a tendency to freak out spontaneously and whose definition of “chaos” is whispering.
(someone who also likes to kill rats names stewert and stewert little)
holy sh-t, what’s her deal? she’s acting like a total balkcom!

did she just go all balkcom on us?

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