Balkenende


1. to die of boredom
2. being cheaper than a regular dutch
3. having a bad hair day a’l the time
paul: “man, i feel like balkenende today”

vincent: “i’m not gonna pay the funeral”

paul: “you’re such a balkenende, has this something to do with your balkenende?
prime minister of holland, and most laughed-at one. a french politician once called him harry potter, and so does everyone in holland.
jan potter balkendende should try a different haircut.
christian-democratic party leader with a horrible hairdo.
used as a google-bomb t-tled “raar kapsel”.
“balkenende? bak ellende zul je bedoelen!” ~sjaak bral.
dutch and german slang for ‘rotten corpse’.
didn’t you hide the body of tracy? you sick f-ck! do you want his family to find his balkenende and throw up their guts?

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