Ball and Chain Syndrome


when one or both partners in a committed relationship become aroused during discussions regarding engagement or matrimony; arousal will occur despite a lack of s-xual advances on either part.
caitlin: “it was the strangest thing…brian and i were talking about getting engaged the other day, and all of a sudden he had a raging hard on.”

carole: “uhh, yeah. that’s because he has a bad case of ball and chain syndrome.”

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