Ball Collapse
when a man -j-c-l-t-s the human body holds back to maintain the oval shape of the b-lls. when you shoot it all out, you create a vacuum, thus you have ball collapse. this often occurs in the presence of an excess of p-ssy.
“jesus christ, back in the 70’s when i was over rick james house. i got so much -ss i caught a case of ball collapse.”
“women be talking sh-t, men don’t know nothing about pain! women have babies! i be like b-tch, you don’t know about pain. i’ve had ball collapse. they don’t have epidural for that.” – charlie murphy
ball collapse is an unfortunate and painful affliction experienced my men after intense s-xual release.
this mallady is characterised by reduced teste girth and a dull, painful aching sensation which has been known to radiate deep into the pelvic region. in extreme cases ball collapse has caused nausea in some individuals.
in extreme cases ball collapse can last for up to 24hrs, along with its unpleasant side effects. if further -j-c-l-t–n is induced during ball collapse the most common result is a small coughing sound being emitted by the p-n-s, followed a whispy puff of smoke being released from the penile ‘eye’.
“i totally smashed that 19yo hard in the -ss on thursday night, and she couldn’t get enough! i gave it to her twice, and wanted to keep going, but i will be god d-mned if i didn’t get ball collapse.”
“i just got the latest victoria’s secret catalogue, and i’ve been beating my meat so hard i’ve c-m like 4 times today! i can still get a hard on, but it hurts too much to w-nk because i’ve got ball collapse.”
“i f-cked her throat so d-mn hard i came with the thunder, and it was so intense i got instant ball collapse…i had to go have a lie down.”
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