Ball Douche
the basketball player who:
a) never p-sses to anyone on his team and always tries to drive it to the hoop, unsuccessfully every time and:
b) the kid who is way overaggressive on the court and shoves/argues every call/gets a tad physical.
example 1
referee (after watching him take 5 steps): travel
ball douche: what the f-ck is wrong with you the rules say you can take 2 d-mn steps after dribbling! i took two, you call a travel, and your mom is out in the bleachers crying from embarr-ssment because her adopted he/she whatever you are sucks!
example 2
player 1: (subtly boxes out ball douche)
ball douche: (throws right hook, jabs the player in the mouth, tackles him, steps on his nuts, breaks his ribs, stabs him with a homemade mini-spear through the arm, breaks his femur, dislocates players other arm from his shoulder, and puts peanut b-tter on his toes so they will be eaten by rabid squirrels wielding light sabers)
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