ball fondler


a questionable males s-xuality or a h-m-s-xual.
1st example:
questionable male: “i went to a ballet last night and it was pretty cool.”

non-questionable male: “what are you a f-ckin’ ball fondler?”

2nd example: “rock hudson was a ball fondler.”

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