ball pot wank
w-nking while sticking a couple of fingers up your own -rs-. sort of like a manual simulation of taking the central role in a no-handed conga, or being the meat in a man sandwich.
euggh what’s that under your fingernails? oh sorry i got carried away and had a ball pot w-nk last night.
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