ball raiding


v: the act of an individual fondling another individual’s t-st-cl-s while they are asleep. extreme’s might even be taken to ensure maximum humiliation, i.e. placing a post-it not on the raidee saying “you have been raided.”

n: ball raider-one who raids b-lls.
jorgen: i gave erik a good ball raiding last night.

rutherford: no way!

jorgen: totally did! he awoke with a start and cupped his junk!

rutherford: sh-t!

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