Ball Sack Vent
having no other choice or option, your nut sack finally takes emergency action by covertly shredding the fabric of your jeans for a breath of fresh air. ball sack vent is the ultimate conversation starter.
jane : is that a rip in your jeans?
joe blow: yes. needed to vent.
jane: oooo kaaaaaaaay???? you needed to vent so you ripped your jeans?
joe blow: something like that.
jane: interesting.
joe blow: you’re suffocating me.
jane: what? where are you going with this?
joe blow: just saying out loud what my ball sack has been telling me for some time.
jane: i don’t get it. am i supposed to get it? you’re talking about what your ball sack said to you?
joe blow: i could tell you more. it’s a long story.
jane: why start it if you’re not going to finish?
joe blow: you really want to hear a story about my ball sack vent?
jane: why not?
joe blow: hate to spoil the ending for you but it ends up with you seeing what’s on the other side of the vent.
jane: i’ve heard many theories and long stories with short endings. i’m all ears as long as i don’t need a telescope.
joe blow: this one is about the big bang.
jane: i love astrology. shoot.
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