Ball-Shining
the illegal process by which ball chowder is harvested.
customarily, the village idiot, a senile man over the age of 90 will perform the biyearly ceremony. he m-st-rb-t-s into a mason jar, then, scr-pes in all of the penile fungus he has developed by way of disregarding personal hygiene. the mixture is allowed to ferment for several decades, whereupon it is taste-tested and subsequently “graded.” the largest importer and exporter of ball chowder is the nation of england, where the treat is created in every town and village. it is now a 674-trillion yen industry, exceeded only by the united states’ imports of saudi oil.
have you ever had ball chowder from goatssechsschyre, those peeps know ball-shining!
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