ball stranglers
another term for tighty whiteys
hey lets go wedgie the kid in the ball stranglers
ball stranglers are the horrible type of underwear worn by the victims of extremely painful wedgies. warning- it is a stupid idea to wear this type of pants for they are known to damage b-lls and make the w-lly wonky
richard: hey that guys wearing ball stranglers.
d-ck:poor lad
drew peac-ck: let’s go give him a wedgie and make his b-lls hurt
1.a type of underwear that physically strangles your b-lls. often worn by the victims of wedgies, mervins and automic mervins. warning: ball stranglers are not to be worn in public because it will cause pain and embarrasment. 2. ball strangler is slang for “tighty whiteys”. this is what cool people say because they are too embarresed to even mention the word “tighty whiteys” or “briefs”.
omg he’s wearing ball stranglers.
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