Ball Tea
when you decide that you need to get back at some -sshole of a friend, here’s what you do.
first go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.
then you make a tall gl-ss of iced tea.
you add extra flavor by dipping your b-llsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.
note: you can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
guy1: hey dude you got finals today?
guy2: yeah man and i’m thirsty.
guy1: here have some of this ice tea i just made.
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guy2: oh thanks man! -sip-
guy1: hahaha!
guy2 -barf- f-ck man u gave me ball tea again!
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