ball washing
the act of lavishing undue praise on a guest by a sports talk show host during an interveiw.
the loose cannons had kobe on today, and mychal and vick gave him a major ball washing.
more intense/pitiful form of sucking up
joe says “peter is sooo cool!”
tom says “stop ballwashing him!”
matt says “d-mn ballwashers…”
giving someone excessive flattery. recently popularized by the petros and money show on fox sports radio.
john madden has been ball-washing brett favre for years.
originally used to refer to a cheater in the gentleman’s sport of golf from the disingenuous act of picking up one’s ball from the green in order to wash it then subtly replacing it closer to the cup. while meant as an extreme insult when people cared about such things, it has maintained its weight by now being used with obscene implications.
that ball-washing b-st-rd!
Read Also:
- Ballzer
1. a rediculous event, to be whack or absurd 2. a bad-ss situation 1. that teacher with the 12 inch fingernails was ballzer. 2. getting laid tonight was so ballzer.
- baltimore beatdown
a maneuver consisting of ripping off someone’s arms and legs and beating them to death with them during s-x. i’ll be your boyfriend….after i give you the baltimore beatdown. when a deformed person with no arms or legs is getting f-cked and is sitting on the man’s p-n-s, looking like a large b-n-r. you can […]
- Bam Theory
when you think of something that in theory should work, but that is not practical. just heat up the shaft, take a punch, hit it with a hammer and bam it’ll come out of the hole. (it is not practical because everything is covered in rust and has been stuck for 20 years.) bam theory. […]
- bandter
to have or posses banter within a band. you either have bandter or you don’t. guy – ‘fancy having a quick blow on my instrument’ girl – ‘good bandter’ banter relating from one band to another, keen among musicians who want to slate other bands without seeming d-ckhead’ish. bandter can also include using other band’s […]
- banjord
sister f-cker rowley is a banjord