ballanine chain


when you stick your fingers up ones -sshole, then that person (the recipient of the fingers) licks the fingers, therefore licking their own -sshole sh-t.
-hey bro, last night i gave that girl i hooked up with a ballanine chain.

– no way

-ya, i was so hammered

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