Ballardhead


ballard (noun) a ballard is the name of the large cast steel cylindrical blocks used to tie up large ships to the warf/pier/dock. they are large, they are steel, they don’t move, they don’t do anything except hold ships in place.

to call someone a “scupperlipped ballardhead” is one of the worst insults to call someone who works in a marine enviroment.
“you’re as stupid as a ballard! you talk nothing but scupper drainage! you’re a ballardheaded scupperlipped idiot”

good way to start a fight in a navy town.

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