ballephant
human female closely related to elephant. considered largest of the species, tends to think oneself graceful and lithe. reality is they are very, very, very large, c-mbersome, and usually clumsy. (picture elephant ice-skating)
chuck norris can kill anything with one round-house kick… except a ballephant; he needs two.
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