baller bitch

a baller b-tch is a female vixen that is not to be messed with. baller b-tches are not the typical girls who call themselves ‘ballers’ when in reality, all they do is pose for instagram selfies with a basketball in an attempt to seem ‘cool’. baller b-tches are popular with every crowd, woe all the boys and have some serious ball handling skills.

baller b-tches generally can be defined with the following terms:

– quite a bit of att-tude
– casual & laidback, yet charismatic
– a s-xy kind of mysterious
– swag’s on point! (basketball shorts, jordans / cp3’s, jerseys, snapbacks, beanies etc. but generally can pull off anything)
– good ball handling, lay-ups, alley-oops and great knowledge of basketball
– always at the courts (treats it like a second home)
– gets along with all kinds of crowds
– b-tchy when it’s necessary: doesn’t let anyone get in her way
– motivated & dedicated to being the best she can be
– beautiful in every way: inside & out
– boys are always chasing after her, but shes got her eye on only one
luke: who you eyeing up?
dante: keisha, bro.
luke: that the girl who schooled naomi with that ankle breaker at last night’s game?
dante: yeah man. d-mn she fine.
luke: i hear you, but ain’t she taken?
dante: i know.. she a baller b-tch, of course she gon’ be taken.
luke: whoever that lucky guy is, he better wife her asap.