Baller Status

someone who everyone recongnizes for their accomplishments and what they have…
lebron james is 22 and is riding on baller status, he is the clevland cavaliers and owns everything
having reached a superlative level of ballerdom, it is said one has acheived baller status. this often goes hand in hand with early retirement and being a man of leisure (or woman of leisure. it can often devolve into a world of dinner wh-r-s and golddiggers if the baller has a weak pimp hand. many of these types can be found on dating sites such as wealthymen and webdate, where it is easier to hide one’s monetary worth and circ-mnavigate wanna-be-women-of-leisure.
only cats with offical baller status are allowed on
a rate on how baller an item, person, etc. is.
that was ballerstatus.
baller status is defined as having reached a superlative level of ballerdom, it is said one has acheived baller status. this often goes hand in hand with early retirement & being a man of leisure (or lady of leisure). it can often devolve into a world of dinner wh-r-s & golddiggers if the baller has a weak pimp hand. many of these types can be found on dating sites such as wealthy-men & webdate, where it is easier to hide one’s monetary worth and circ-mnavigate wanna-be-women-of-leisure. many of your are asking how does one declare oneself a baller? do i just go down to my local courthouse & fill out a form to obtain “baller” status without anything snazzy? is it more of just a transformation over time from non-baller to being a baller? or is it more of a secret society you needed to be invited to? are there any tax benefits? the answer is yes. originally, one would be knighted by a man of great status, far away from the local courthouse. snazziness came with being a baller; if it was a secret society, your wouldn’t know it existed unless you were a baller. there were no direct tax benefits, but indirectly most ballers were often tax evaders. the modern baller is much more relaxed, & it clearly is no longer a secret society if we know ballers exist…but seriously, if you have to ask, you’re not a baller. baller brand is a way to share the clothing style of ballers with everyone. ballerbrandclothingcompany.bigcartel.com
justin flores does not party using a party bus when he goes out… but joe and andrew do…so by default they are men of baller status
baller status is all about looking, smelling, and acting fresh.
you’re clothes have to all fit appropriately, and you must spritz yourself with cologne at least every 60 minutes.
unless you are smoking weed, in which case you should immediately spritz after you’ve roached the fatty blunt. and you have to flirt with every girl you talk to, with out meaning to.
oh sh-t, i gotta get baller status, so i can talk to her.
being a baller basically gives you the right to bone any female/male you want… so let’s say you’re new in town. your baller status is based on looks since no one knows what cards you hold. if you want to increase your baller status, be a senior girl. they increase your baller-status to a perfect baller score.
new kid: hey, i’m new in town. but i want to bone that chick. how should i go about doing so? no body here knows how manly i am!

kid: you need to increase your baller status. try being with beth, she increases all baller statuses.

new kid: oh, okay!
when someone is completely a g and a baller fo reaallll.. someone who can ball on everybody
” daaammnn that cara girl is definatly baller statuss fo sho!”