ballfie
a selfie picture of your n-ts-ck, including veins and hair. it’s meant to be done as a show of your ridiculous narcissism. like a selfie, it can also be shared through social networking, but primarily private chats like whatsapp due to the disgusting nature of the picture.
obnoxious friend: hey, everyone, look at my b-lls!!!
urologist friend: hey man, wtf? looks like you have varicocele in your scr-t-m.
e.g. i just sent a ballfie to my friends in the group chat because i think i am awesome and my urologist friend told me my b-lls are dying of varicocele.
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