ballistic masturbation
a pseudosport that is defined by the partic-p-nts who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.
he thinks he’s a real sportsman, but he’s never bagged a deer. it’s all just ballistic masturbation.
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