Ballistic Therapy


shooting at things to relieve stress. this mostly includes handguns, shotguns (scatter guns), and rifles. the bigger the bang or the boom the more the stress will be relieved. targets may include clay pigeons, steel plates, propane tanks, gl-ss bottles, beer cans, real pigeons, television sets, computers, zombies, day walkers, night walkers, old cars sitting out in the middle of no where that still have the gl-ss windows intact, any household items or anything that has ceased to work and is p-ssing you off.

another form of office sp-cing.
“wow i have had the worst day of my life and am so stressed.” – friend of adam

“sounds like you need some ballistic therapy man.” – adam

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