ballmer
(verb) to loudly say what you wish were true, in the vain hope of convincing other people despite all evidence to the contrary.
(noun) a nonsensical or counterfactual statement uttered with an air of desperation.
(verb) ‘that cute chick i met yesterday is totally going to sleep with me’, ballmered josh. ‘she has the hots for me so bad.’
(noun) he didn’t offer any actual facts. he just trotted out a few of the usual ballmers.
unexpected or repeated short (or no) work day
given the boring work week he pulled a “ballmer”.
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