Ballmouse


the adjective “ballmouse” originated in hull university halls of accomodation. during a lan gaming session, a particular player would often be disadvantaged in the game by their use of a wireless ball mouse – (as opposed to a corded optical mouse)
during a game of counter-strike for example, a player may screw up their aim, miss, and get a pummeling from another player. one of the other players then yells “ballmouse!” very loudly within earshot of the player that messed up – and raucous laughter ensues.

the word has since evolved such that it may be called out a someone being self-detrimentally stupid or proving their idiocy to themselves through their ill thought out actions.

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