ballner
when your “t-st-cl-s” or “b-lls” are in the state of having a b-n-r.
when you have had such an incredible b-n-r aka the b-n-r of your life, that the b-n-r transfered to your b-llsack.(note if you are a castroti “a guy gets his b-lls cut off this could be a problem! please contact your doctor for more information!)
omg look at that girl i just had a ballner!
is it morning already! man i just had a morning ballner!
a guy: lets go to hooters!
some other guy: wouldnt it be embarr-ssing if we went ther and my ballner broke through my pants!
a guy: ok your not coming loser!
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