Balloon Boy Dad
a father who has completely too much confidence in his son.
dad 1: “my kid is the f-cking sh-t at sports; yeah jimmy, break his f-cking neck!”
dad 2: “what the h-ll? they’re playing basketball, and our kids are on the same team. not to mention they are 10.”
dad 1: “stfu my boy pwns. he could kick your -ss”
dad 2: ” you’re a f-cking balloon boy dad aren’t you?”
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