Balloon Ferret
an impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.
1. phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she’d notice anyway. it was a total balloon ferret
2. guy to insane girlfriend “you want me to stay awake with you through all of the twilight movies? what a f-cking balloon ferret.”
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