Balloon Hammock
the act of blowing air in to the urethra and inflating the t-st-cl-s. the subject, then spreads his scrotal sack between his index finger and thumb creating an approximate 2-3″ gap between each finger. the female party rests her chin upon said scr-t-m sack and rests for several hours.
i can’t believe sally was willing to give billy such a serious balloon hammock in front of the entire family during thanksgiving dinner, she must have slept for like three or four hours!
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