balloon job
act of blowing air into a woman’s v-g-n- until her belly swells and then yanking on her p-ssy lips in a futile effort to make the squealing sound made by a balloon under similar conditions. it never works.
biff: chaz is an -sshole! he told me if i gave my girl a balloon job she’d love it. but she just farted at me and left!
inflating the foreskin – possible only for an uncirc-mcised man. (air should not be forced down the urethra, and on no account should high-pressure air supplies be used.)
“giz a balloon job”
“i corr, my compressor is knackered”
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