Balloonia


the wonderful place where balloons go when you accidentally, or voluntarily, let go of your ballon and it disappears high in the sky. balloonia is kind of like balloon heaven.usually mothers tell their kids that so they can shut up about losing their balloons.
kid loses balloon.

kid: mama!!mama! i lost my balloon!!!(kid cries)
mom thinks: i need him to shut up! what should i say?
mom: it’s okay sweetie, that baloon went to balloonia.
kid: yay!!!!

balloon in ballonia: finally! i’m free! no moe kids trying to pop me!

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