ballooniphile


someone with an unhealthy s-xual interest in under-inflated ballons.
john: did you see sid at the wedding?
bill: yes, noticed he kept disappearing in the toilet with a bunch of balloons.
john: yeah? weirdo. i have heard rumours hes a ballooniphile

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