ballpark
(n) (1) a same general vicinity or idea as something else; an estimate of the scope and range of something.
(vb) (2) to estimate or approximate.
(1) he’s looking for a used car in the $5000 ballpark.
(2) i’d ballpark derek jeter’s life earnings to be about $200 million.
the area between a female’s p-ssy and -sshole; where your “b-lls” are “parked” while f-cking girl missionary in the p-ssy, or doggy-style in the -ss.
when jim and i were double teaming krista,he in her -ss and me in her p-ssy, we kept trying to not have our b-lls meet at her “ballpark”.
when there is a hobo sitting on the end cap of the parking lot, you are so fascinated by how poor he is you forget to put on the brakes and your front wheel ruins his t-st-cl-s.
me: hey travis, you know the hobo sitting in taco bell’s parking lot?
travis: yes………
me: i totally ball parked that dude!
v. 1) estimate. a word, based on an obscure reference, that makes no sense to non-americans.
2) a s-xual practice.
i don’t know when the dentist can see you but i could probably ballpark you at four.
will that help my toothache?
a “ballpark” is when a female uses her -ss cheeks to jack a guy off. it is referred to as ballpark because of its visual similarities to a ballpark frank hot dog held firmly with in its bun.
in laymans terms: -ss tug.
tripas: so how was the date yesterday?
mijo: bro, i got ballparked! it was awesome
mijo: give me a ballpark, baby.
girl: okay baby. i’ll ballpark you.
mijo: jack me off with your -ss.
girl: you mean you want a ballpark?
to sneak up behind someone, grab them by the hair, pull their head back and then reach around and smack them in the face with a raw hot dog.
i am going to ball park drew.
i totally ball parked drew last night.
next time i see drew, he’s getting a ball parking.
a nick name bestowed upon somebody that has sucked so many d-cks or presently has so many d-cks in his/her mouth that they may as well be a package of hot dogs, hence ballpark. also you may call the person a particular stadium like fenway or yankee stadium.
you have so many d-cks in your mouth, ballpark!
(as somebody walks by that has a tendency to give bl-wj-bs) oh hey fenway!
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