ballparked
the way one feels after sitting for an entire afternoon in the sun eating peanuts, drinking beer, and absorbing anough uv for a healthy red hue which will peel heavily in several days. excessive dehydration compounds the general ballparked feeling.
tami felt pretty ballparked after drinking martinis and falling asleep in the dirt.
after a a trip to the tanning salon, a liter of beam and seven hours of dry humping a college freshman, craig came home looking pretty ballparked.
Read Also:
- Ballsack Man
a noun that can be used to answer any question asking for the name of a person. usually in an attempt to tell that person to mind their own business. “who’s on the phone?” “it’s b-llsack man.”
- ass shnozzing
the act of vigorously rubbing ones nose in another ones -ss. i was eating a b-tch’s p-ssy out doggie-style while giving her a little -ss shnozzing.
- balltang
what a man must grow in order to get some puntang tucker needs to grow some madd balltang to get some putang
- Balongadongadongadonk
a big ol’ -ss, n-word. “daaaaamn…sharisa put on 10 mo’ pounds and now she got a balongadongadongadonk, n-word!” adj. some of that junk in the trunk of thai woman she’s got that balongadongadongadonk b-tt. mmm mmm mmm!
- Gazort
an underwater fart. jim brown : hey tyler, what’s a gazort? tyler : it’s a underwater fart ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ tyler: i’d drag my b-lls against rusty metal and razor blades just to hear her gazort through a walkie talkie a fart that occurs whilst underwater. d-mn dude, i saw the bubbles from that gazort.