ballpoker
a person that pokes thier b-llsac
gooks are ballpokers.
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w-nking while sticking a couple of fingers up your own -rs-. sort of like a manual simulation of taking the central role in a no-handed conga, or being the meat in a man sandwich. euggh what’s that under your fingernails? oh sorry i got carried away and had a ball pot w-nk last night.
- ball squeeze jeans
jeans that are way to tight on your b-lls. extremely aparent to. canibis casey – holy sh-t check out my pants sp-ce turtle – yea dude they look tight on your nuts canibis casey – yea these are my “ball squeeze jeans” jeans that are way to tight on your b-lls. the new jeans canibis […]
- ballsack margarita
when a man takes sandpaper and rubs it all over his b-llsack for 15 minutes. immediately after, the b-llsack is dipped into a margarita gl-ss filled with salt and vinegar. my nuts hurt so bad, it must have been from that b-llsack margarita i had last night…
- Baltimurder
baltimore, maryland. a glorification inspired by the show the wire. inspired by “murderapolis”, which was coined in a new york times article describing a crime surge in minneapolis in the mid 90s. i’m speaking at railsconf in baltimurder this year. i really wish they would move back to portland, that was a way better city […]
- bamboo manicure
euphemysm for a torture technique whereby strips of bamboo and jammed under the victim’s fingernails. considered excruciating, the bamboo manicure was a favoured tactic of pol pot’s khmer rouge regime in cambodia. “if he doesn’t talk in the next five minutes, give him a bamboo manicure”—ssailant to underling