Ballrameter
a meter built into every male’s body that tells him how serious a testicular impact has been. it functions by emitting a disturbance in the body, the higher in the body a male feels it the more serious it is.
male 1: “dude that baseball made a b-line for your nuts!”
male 2: “my ballrameter reached my throat… i need my mom…”
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