balls drunk


when you’re at the perfect drunken state when all you can think about is satisfying your b-lls. before this state, average girls are simply average and you don’t want to f-ck them. when you’re after this state, you want to f-ck everyone and your b-lls cooperate but your d-ck won’t
dave: hey jake, you see daniel over there with that beat girl?
jake: yeah man, he’s trying to get lucky tonight
dave: he better hurry, because he’s perfectly b-lls drunk right now. if he waits any longer he has no shot

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