balls in a vice-grip
1)when someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.
2)or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.
1) man, this court case has my b-lls in a vice-grip.
when a man is under extreme stress or pressure, usually from a female, due to a mistake or deadline.
d-mn, my girl has my -b-lls in a vice grip- because i cheated on her.
screwed introuble or at the mercy of another
i have to pay him 30 million dollars or i’ll be castrated with a b-tter knife. man my b-lls are in a vice grip
somebody got you good, real good!
zappa:”she had my b-lls in a vice but she left the d-ck, i guess it’s still hooked on but now it shoots too quick. oh god i am the american dream, but now i smell like vaseline and i’m a miserable son of a b-tch, am i a boy or a lady, i don’t know which.”
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