balls mcgee
expression; usually negative in nature. used to express or describe exasperation or other awkward, strange, or otherwise unfortunate events, ranging from everyday misfortunes to completely f.u.b.a.r. situations.
after or during the act of falling off a bike and skidding down a hill: “b-lls mcgee!!!”
“b-lls mcgee dude. that guy just knocked over my beer.”
“she went crazy and started screaming on the street. then she tried to steal my bike! total b-lls mcgee!”
“i was blasted and broke two locks trying to to get into my apartment last night.”
“what a b-lls mcgee night, man.”
imaginary person that sounds dirty. meant to be used to scare people out of conversations they weren’t invited to.
-tim walks up- “and then b-lls mcgee jumped out and grabbed me…”
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